from Facebook: ad for a feminine hygiene product suitable for soaking up the blood of your enemies

a feminine hygiene product… strong enough to SOAK UP THE BLOOD OF YOUR ENEMIES

#whatisbestinlife

Official sponser of Brienne of Tarth and any other women who’ve been knocking men into the dirt. Figuratively or literally. Specifically men who wouldn’t buy the shit out of these for their partner. Bloody great marketing right here.

I looked up the song in the commercial, because the use of “pow wow” music set off all sorts of alarm bells, and the First Nations group that recorded the music turns out to be really interesting:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Tribe_Called_Red

A lot of infantry guys kept tampons on them for plugging bullet wounds.