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film criticism by maryann johanson | handcrafted since 1997
You haven’t posted your review yet, but I’m already making a batch of ironic popcorn for the comments section.
Could you also make ironic kettle corn?
Sure, but first I have to Google what that is.
Because I didn’t even see the movie till last night! And I wasn’t even invited to that screening: I had to go along as another critic’s +1.
I admire you, and your therapist, for your fortitude. I look forward to reading the review, but I don’t mind waiting.
I also appreciate the atrocious grammar.
If you don lik suicide Squad than u must hate the mens.
Haha! I just clicked on this and apparently he’s “changed the title and details to make it more reasonable.” Now the petition is titled “Don’t Listen to Film Criticism,” and the petition text just says “You may enjoy a movie regardless what the critics say about it… criticism not the measure of the quality of movies, it’s just the opinions of the critics.” The petition will be delivered to “The Audiences.”
It’s basically now a petition to get the petition signers to know their own minds.