The Secret Life of Pets 2 movie review: gone to the dogs

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MaryAnn’s quick take…

Underwhelming: episodic, a random collection of unconnected vignettes rather than one cohesive story. Inoffensive, but missing the first movie’s fantastical animals’ perspective on the human world.
I’m “biast” (pro): loved the first movie
I’m “biast” (con): nothing
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women’s participation in this film
male director, male screenwriter, male protagonist
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This where we are with Teh Movies in 2019: Flicks that should be getting — and in the not-so-distant past would have gotten — theatrical releases are being shuffled straight off to video on demand with little fanfare. And movies that once would have been straight-to-DVD sequels are pushed via big-budget marketing campaigns on their way to getting splashed all over your local multiplexes.

To wit: The Secret Life of Pets 2. The first movie was charming and inventive, a wistful devotion to home, family, and friendship. This one? Well, it’s not quite — *ahem* — a number two, but it is certainly underwhelming: episodic and almost random, it’s a collection of unconnected vignettes rather than one cohesive story. It could be three episodes of a cable Secret Life of Pets TV series lazily slapped together into just-about feature length.

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I know the dogs adore Katie, but I do wonder about her parenting skills…

Actually, our nominal hero, neurotic terrier mutt Max, gets two episodes here. In the first, he and his canine brother, goofy sheepdog Duke (the voice of Eric Stonestreet: The Loft, Identity Thief), have to deal with accepting a new human baby into the household they had previously shared only with their beloved person, Katie (the voice of Ellie Kemper: Smurfs: The Lost Village, The Lego Batman Movie). (Her new husband, Chuck [the voice of Pete Holmes], barely caused a blip. He’s basically a human Duke.) In their second, almost completely unrelated story, the whole human-and-dog family takes a vacation to the country, where Max encounters gruff, no-nonsense farm dog Rooster (the voice of Harrison Ford [Blade Runner 2049, Star Wars: The Force Awakens], the best thing about this sequel), who has canine life lessons to teach Max, or something.

(Second best thing here: Patton Oswalt [Teen Titans Go! To the Movies, Please Stand By] is now the voice of Max, replacing Louis CK, because fuck that guy. And also Oswalt is just better in the role, has a more intense doggy sweetness that better leavens Max’s anxiety.)

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Harrison Ford’s farm dog has so few fucks to give, he doesn’t even laugh at Max’s cone of shame.

Meanwhile, purse pooch Gidget (the voice of Jenny Slate [Venom, Landline], still a hoot) loses Max’s favorite squeak toy, which she has been “babysitting” while he’s away, and has to infiltrate the feline-full flat of a crazy cat lady in order to retrieve it; this is a rather ungenerous depiction, considering the first movie’s affectionate take on the relationship between humans and companion animals. And “Captain” Snowball (the voice of Kevin Hart: Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle, Captain Underpants: The First Epic Movie), a bunny with delusions of caped-crusader-dom, attempts to rescue a tiger cub from an awful, abusive circus; it’s a truly dated operation, and it seems impossible that such a show would tolerated in the movie’s present-day New York City setting.

Still, it’s all completely inoffensive fluff, fine for the kids, but sorely lacking that certain transporting je ne sais quo that adult animation fans look for. Pets 2 is missing the real sense of place that its progenitor had, and its larger-than-life personality, that fantastical animals’ perspective on the human world in which everything far away and unknown loomed jagged and slightly ominous, but home was always close and cosy and welcoming. This is rote, simplistic animal adventure in which too much that transpires feels less like a curtain pulled back to reveal the inner lives of our cherished pets but instead merely absurd antics that only divert, never enlighten.

see also:
The Secret Life of Pets movie review: dogs and cats living together…

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