movie haiku

I’ve been taking a little break from haikus lately. Not deliberately: kinda by accident. I’m gonna try to catch up. Should I? Are you guys enjoying them? The next few days will reveal what movie inspired this: How to be surprised Name an actor you can’t stand And fall in mad love

Guess the movie: Dumb girl smartens up When her man turns chump and guests From afar arrive

Oh, fer pete’s sake… If it works on film Quick! Slap it up on stage and Rake in tourist dough

Glamour’s not my thing But the SAG Awards made me See I miss the glitz

Cuz Titanic is on TNT right now: Change the tube channel Find a flick you can’t not watch That’s a great movie

Critic: Not only Passionate about film but Can explain the love

Doesn’t have to be A sequel to feel like we’ve Seen this all before

Meet the Spartans, not screened for critics: Another weekend Another flick Hollywood Sneaks into theaters

It’s like the soundtrack Of our secret inner lives When music rocks film

New kind of freedom Walking out of a movie The first time ever (Guess which upcoming nightmare made me do this, if you like.)