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cinemas reopening

(but they shouldn’t be)

I have pledged not to review, or to promote in any way, any new movie available only in cinemas as long as COVID-19 remains a danger. Read more here…

But lots of movies are available to stream and on DVD, including on Netflix, and I will be adding more reviews to keep us sane for the duration of the crisis.


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worth paying multiplex prices for
yellow for maybe
worth a look, but wait for DVD, unless your favorite actor is in it
red for no
give it a miss
confused smiley
my reaction under consideration
gagged smiley
my reaction under gag order for now
unlit light
not yet seen by me
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