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ET The Extra-Terrestrial

daily stream: a girl and her alien robot car

Wed, Sep 27, 2023
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2018’s Bumblebee leaves UK Prime very soon; on Paramount+ in the US.

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Abominable movie review: a bit of a snow job

Sun, Oct 13, 2019
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Lovely animation and gentle, kid-pitched life lessons can’t quite overcome the familiar feel of this E.T. retread, nor the forced sense of wonder that is more convenient crutch than anything organic.

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Us movie review: a new kind of horror for a newly precarious world

Wed, Mar 20, 2019
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An anxious moan, a looming disquiet of a reckoning coming for America. This is horror as weird, funny, damning, and more disconcerting the more you think about it, finding fear right in front of us.

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Bumblebee movie review: floats like a butterfly…

Wed, Dec 19, 2018
33 comments

Nostalgic yet not mindlessly retro, a heartfelt girl-and-her-alien-robot-car action-adventure dramedy that hits all the right notes. Hailee Steinfeld is terrific, and there’s nary a whiff of Michael Bay.

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The Predator movie review: pointless retro junk

Thu, Sep 13, 2018
20 comments

Garbage. A bad excuse for a movie, even for the pulpy disposable popcorn nonsense it wants to be. Incoherent and illogical, cheap and shoddy. Wannabe sci-fi action horror that can’t pull off any of it.

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The Post movie review: printing truth to power

Fri, Dec 29, 2017
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Crackles with life and energy, depicting a grand adventure in journalism from almost half a century ago with vigor, suspense, and an urgent relevance for today.

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It movie review: a series of unfortunate events

Fri, Sep 08, 2017
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The Goonies, Stand by Me, and Poltergeist went into a blender with a pinch of E.T. and John Hughes to smush into a mess of retro 80s mush.

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Monster Trucks movie review: what a car-tastrophe

Wed, Jan 04, 2017
24 comments

What if “monster trucks” actually meant — wait for it — that there were monsters in the trucks? From an idea by a four-year-old (really), and it shows.

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Pete’s Dragon movie review: big friendly dragon

Mon, Aug 08, 2016
11 comments

More like a pleasant walk in a redwood forest with a boy and his dragon than a rollicking adventure, but its serenity and warm heart are infectious.

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The BFG movie review: that sense of wonder where it all went wrong

Thu, Jun 30, 2016
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Fantasy meandering twists into something more action-oriented, and there’s little magic in it. This is not what we expect from a master cinematic fantasist.

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