Primeval: Volume One (review)

Dinosaurs rampaging in supermarket parking lots! Wormholes swallowing up little kids and their dogs! Creatures from the past — and the future — hunting down poor puny humans in modern-day Great Britain while cute brainy scientists try to stop them! Good times, good times.

trailer break: ‘JCVD’

Take a break from work: watch a movie trailer… Van Damme us all to hell! JCVD opens limited in the U.S. on November 7; no U.K. release date has been announced yet.

DVDs to vote by

If the last seven-plus years of life in America have been, ahem, something of an ongoing challenge to the ideals of the U.S. Constitution, well, tomorrow, when we vote on Election Day, we get a say in how the next four-to-eight years will go. But in case you need a reminder of some of the things the Constitution promises citizens, here are a few flicks to bring you up to speed.

watch it: “Hockey Mama for Obama”

Oh man, this one just gets funnier the longer it goes on. The creativity and take-that humor of it is simply perfect, right down to that last little gesture. And there’s something about the plush moose head on the piano player that slays me. Thanks to reader Sally for pointing this one out to me.

trailer break: ‘Role Models’ redband (NSFW)

Take a break from work: watch a movie trailer… I have to admit that there’s a certain amount of credit that must be given here: just this trailer alone hits all the targets you’d expect from a movie aimed at perpetual adolescents. Gay terror, references to illegal drugs, more gay terror, children being outrageously crude, … more…