win a prize pack from the new film ‘Snakes on a Plane’ (now closed)
NOW CLOSED. WINNERS: Lanna and Erica. Click through for their winning captions.
WIN: one of two goodie bags of cool crap -- including a T-shirt, an iron-on T-shirt transfer book, a poster, and a soundtrack -- from the new flick Snakes on a Plane
HOW: write a funny caption for an image from the movie
THE RULES: If you have not won a prize in one of my caption contests or gimme giveaways in 2006*, and you have a United States mailing address, you're eligible to win. If one or both of those rules exclude you but you're moved by the muse of comedy, feel free to send me a caption anyway -- you might get an honorable mention... but let me know you're entering only for fun. (*Micropatrons who've snagged some exclusive micropatron goodies are eligible to win one of these prizes.)
Oh, two more simple rules: 1) Be clever, be original, make me giggle. 2) One entry per person.
Like you need me to tell you about Snakes on a Plane. It opens on August 18, and you know you wanna see it. To celebrate, I’ve got two prize packs -- each consisting of a T-shirt, an iron-on T-shirt transfer book, a poster, and a soundtrack -- to give away, courtesy of New Line Cinema. Here's the scoop on the movie, from New Line:
When a young man witnesses a brutal mob murder, it falls to FBI agent Neville Flynn to escort his charge safely from Hawaii to Los Angeles to testify. But in an act of self-preservation, the crime boss facing prison smuggles hundreds of poisonous snakes onto the commercial aircraft in a crate timed to release its deadly cargo halfway over the Pacific. Flynn, along with a frightened flight crew and passengers, must then band together in a desperate attempt to survive.
Like any of that matters. It’s Samuel Jackson vs. slithering reptiles. On a plane.
My review of the film is here.
Visit the movie’s official site.
To enter to win a prize pack, send a funny caption for this still from Snakes on a Plane:
Erica's winning caption: "Samuel! Your feet better not be on the furniture!"
Lanna's winning caption: "Look, I told you, there ain't no leg room. What is this, a plane for ants!"
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