Wedding Crashers (review)

It’s as wildly uneven as your cousin’s wedding — some of it is a blast, some of it wallows in ridiculous sentimentality, some of it is just dull — but your cousin’s wedding didn’t feature the tag team of Owen Wilson and Vince Vaughn. These guys are two of my favorite performers today, Wilson (The … more…

Me and You and Everyone We Know (review)

Ya gots yer indie movies that are self-consciously ‘hip’ and tediously self-aware and go to great lengths of easy oddity to avoid getting themselves labeled ‘mainstream,’ and in the process they end up like something that came off an assembly line of quirk, like you might find them in the Spencer Gifts at the mall where the nonconformist kids all flock to conform to one another. And then ya gots yer films that are truly art: uncomfortable in the incisiveness of their observations, aggressively attuned to the ordinary in such a way as to make you desperately wish they didn’t make you acknowledge how boring and depressing and lonely we all tend to be even when we’re pretending we aren’t.

Fantastic Four (review)

Oh my, but we’ve been spoiled for comic book movies these last few years, haven’t we, with *X-Men* and *Spider-Man* and *Hulk* and *Batman Begins.* I just get all warm and squishy and totally turned on thinking about anguished, neurotic, potentially psychotic, not-at-all-well superheroes who need desperately to be hugged and coddled and, ahem, comforted after indulging their angsts and neuroses while beating the living crap out of bad guys bent on world domination or somesuch. What girl doesn’t?

Undead (review)

Of course it’s silly and slippery with innards and fluids and the kinds of squishy grossouts you expect from a zombie horror comedy, but there’s also, in this low-budget Australian import, an oddly poignant attempt to redeem a hackneyed genre from pointless insensitivity. When the walking dead overrun a small fishing village, the local beauty … more…

Dark Water (review)

Well, whatever you do, don’t pop into *Dark Water* if you’re in a lowdown, lousy mood and you’re looking for The Movies to supply a pick-me-up. Cuz one of the things this Asian-horror remake does really well is create the blackest of black moods right from its opening moments, and then deepens it and explores it and toys with it as if it’s trying to see just how despairing and miserable it can make you feel. Go into the flick already in a state of despair and misery, and you just might end up coming out in a straitjacket.

Samaritan Girl (review)

In between his gloriously Zen Spring, Summer, Fall, Winter… And Spring and his urban Goldilocks fairy tale 3-Iron, Korean filmmaker Ki-duk Kim made this arcane and provocative film… and it cements his reputation as one of the most astonishing artists working in cinema today. Rage and forgiveness, castigation and redemption are the four extreme corners … more…

Prefab People (review)

Bela Tarr’s gripping verite drama about a working-class couple in 1982 Hungary is so painfully real that it almost becomes unendurable — the strife and the stress of their relationship will leave you thoroughly wrung out whether you recognize or share their problems or not. After an intense opening scene of a screaming argument during … more…

Moonlighting: Seasons One and Two (review)

Twenty years after its debut on ABC, one of the most entertaining hour-long series in the history of television finally comes to DVD… and it is most welcome. Not every episode in this dramedy mystery series is brilliant, and parts of other episodes drag, but when former model turned private eye Maddie Hayes (Cybill Shepherd: … more…

The House of Eliott: Series One (review)

From actresses Eileen Atkins (Cold Mountain) and Jean Marsh (The Mayor of Casterbridge), the gals who gave us Upstairs, Downstairs, comes a story of two women who go from upstairs to down (sort of), sisters Evie and Beatrice Eliott (Louise Lombard: Hidalgo, and Stella Gonet: Nicholas Nickleby) left destitute by the death of their rich … more…

Fat Actress: The Complete First Season (review)

Multiple Emmy winner Kirstie Alley breaks one of the last taboos in Hollywood: she’s fat, and she’s on TV, in a delicious guilty pleasure that’s all about how fat she is, and how Hollywood wants nothing to do with her as a result. Hilariously catty and supremely mean, this hybrid reality show/sitcom is based on … more…