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Month: July 2011

Green Lantern (terrible movie quotes)

Mon, Jul 11, 2011
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“Let’s get these pants off and fly some planes.” –Hal Jordan (Ryan Reynolds)

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Super 8 (great movie quotes)

Mon, Jul 11, 2011
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“It’s on the news. That means it’s real.” –Charles (Riley Griffiths), and more

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The Hangover Part II (terrible movie quotes)

Mon, Jul 11, 2011
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“When a monkey nibbles on a penis, it’s funny in any language.” –Alan (Zach Galifianakis), and more…

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Kung Fu Panda 2 (great movie quotes)

Mon, Jul 11, 2011
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“Inner peace, you’re goin’ down!” –Po (the voice of Jack Black), and more…

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on the unseemly power of those crazy feminist bitches (or not) when it comes to making moves about women

Mon, Jul 11, 2011
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Hollywood doesn’t make feminist movies because Hollywood is not feminist. It’s surprising that anyone should find this surprising.

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incontrovertible proof that mainstream journalism thinks you’re dumb, and dumbs its shit down for you

Mon, Jul 11, 2011
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Ho. Lee. Shit: “Christiane Amanpour Uses Such A Fancy Word, ABC Has To Define It In A Graphic”…

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‘Doctor Who’ thing of the day: Dr Whorrible’s Revenge

Mon, Jul 11, 2011
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I love mashups. This is the first one I’ve seen mashing up Dr. Horrible’s Sing-Along Blog with Doctor Who…

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watch it: “Nation Somehow Failed To Predict Attack By Michael Bay”

Mon, Jul 11, 2011
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I’m just gonna keep picking on Michael Bay till it stops being fun. Which I don’t anticipate will ever happen, actually.

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Captain America: The First Avenger (second trailer)

Mon, Jul 11, 2011
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Yea! A glimpse of Richard Armitage!

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question of the day: What actor/director team-ups would you like to see?

Mon, Jul 11, 2011
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Terrence Malick with James Franco? Woody Allen with Clive Owen? Quentin Tarantino with Kate Winslet? And what kind of project would your dream team do?

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