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“Christmas Shoes” is the one that makes me go nuclear-critical. That horrific little ditty has the highest schmaltz quotient ever achieved in a creation of humanity…
A voracious squid monster from Planet X about to devour a Christmas tree!
A taste of what you’re in for: Completely random “humorous” ethnic stereotyping. Crotch injury as comedic. The questioning of the masculinity of a man who is kind and gentle. Children’s toilet habits held up for ridicule.
If only there were a Santa Claus… or a Time Lord…
Now we come to that time of year when the cinematic faithful find ourselves pondering a great mystery…
The Underground sign is like an extra bauble decking out Harrods department store for Christmas.
Actual unretouched phrases that people plugged into search engines this week that led them to this site (with some commentary from me)…
With a space-age Moebius Christmas tree?
Me? I just want the usual: world peace, a pony, and George Clooney.
Twickenham rugby stadium. Designed to always make the home team look good by comparison, even when they’re losing?
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