War (review)

*War* denies us the simple, brainless pleasure of watching these two guys get Oriental on each other’s asses. It’s like someone made *Gamera vs. Mothra* and, oops, forgot to give us two guys in rubber suits battling to the death.

FILM 307: What the Movies Taught Me About College (2 credits)

It’s August, which means it’s disgustingly hot and there’s crap at the multiplexes and kids are getting ready to go back to school, if they’re not already there. Suckers. I, proud university dropout, am of a mind with Mark Twain, who never let his schooling interfere with his education. But I can’t help but feel … more…