
Jobs trailer: can this do justice to one of the most important people of the 20th century?
The world would look very different without Steve Jobs, and I hope the movie captures this.

The world would look very different without Steve Jobs, and I hope the movie captures this.

I apologize. That’s a terrible hoary old joke, and I have no excuse for it.
Wouldn’t it be amazing if women protagonists had the opportunity to keep jumping back in time until they could get their lives just the way they want them? Ah, but that would require a movie with a female protagonist…

Joyously warm and gentle… though perhaps too gentle to be entirely satisfying.

Damn, they’re good.

Oh, the poor boys, unable to cope with a little competition from women.

Signage in Covent Garden.

Disney’s Planes: Really? This is what we’ve come to? Christ Almighty. *sigh* Plus: What next? Bikes? Boats? just kill us now. Special Investigation: Planes, Cars, Turbo: all the same film? we look at the evid– oh, fuck it, what’s the point?

This pitiful would-be-sleazy melodrama is so terrible it can’t even manage to be cheesy.

I am haunted by the crazed desperation in Jayma Mays’s eyes. She may have been blinking out a Morse-code SOS, but I can’t be sure…