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Ironclad (great movie quotes)

Mon, Jul 11, 2011
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“I am not a sin.” –Lady Isabel (Kate Mara)

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Larry Crowne (terrible movie quotes)

Mon, Jul 11, 2011
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“I’m a guy who’s a guy being a guy.” –Dean (Bryan Cranston), and more…

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Transformers: Dark of the Moon (terrible movie quotes)

Mon, Jul 11, 2011
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“A little formality called paperwork is what separates us from the animals.” –Mearing (Frances McDormand)

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Bad Teacher (great movie quotes)

Mon, Jul 11, 2011
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“All I’m asking is for ten thousand dollars!” –Elizabeth Halsey (Cameron Diaz)

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Green Lantern (terrible movie quotes)

Mon, Jul 11, 2011
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“Let’s get these pants off and fly some planes.” –Hal Jordan (Ryan Reynolds)

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Super 8 (great movie quotes)

Mon, Jul 11, 2011
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“It’s on the news. That means it’s real.” –Charles (Riley Griffiths), and more

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The Hangover Part II (terrible movie quotes)

Mon, Jul 11, 2011
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“When a monkey nibbles on a penis, it’s funny in any language.” –Alan (Zach Galifianakis), and more…

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Kung Fu Panda 2 (great movie quotes)

Mon, Jul 11, 2011
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“Inner peace, you’re goin’ down!” –Po (the voice of Jack Black), and more…

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on the unseemly power of those crazy feminist bitches (or not) when it comes to making moves about women

Mon, Jul 11, 2011
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Hollywood doesn’t make feminist movies because Hollywood is not feminist. It’s surprising that anyone should find this surprising.

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incontrovertible proof that mainstream journalism thinks you’re dumb, and dumbs its shit down for you

Mon, Jul 11, 2011
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Ho. Lee. Shit: “Christiane Amanpour Uses Such A Fancy Word, ABC Has To Define It In A Graphic”…

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