maybe it’s time to just give the fuck up on movies
Warner Bros. to remake The Bodyguard. You don’t even need to know anything beyond that.
Warner Bros. to remake The Bodyguard. You don’t even need to know anything beyond that.
Of course not, insists John Luchetti at The Film Stage. Because it’ll ruin her love life. *grrr*
It’s theater, but it’s cinema, too…
For me, this year, the question is not a no-brainer, the way it has been in the past. Given the time difference, now that I’m in London, the Oscars won’t even begin for me until 1:30am. I’m not sure I’ll be up to an all-nighter…
Would be funnier if the unfortunate soundtrack were replaced with, like, some Benny Hill music, maybe…
This just makes me smile over and over again. Cuz I can’t hear that music without thinking, I get to watch ‘Doctor Who’!
I’d like to call Drive Angry Ghost Rider 2: Ghost Driver, except that a sequel to Cage’s previous awful example of cinematic demonic road rage is, in fact, already in production, for our sins. I might better call it Con Air Goes to Hell, because of the beautiful — and by beautiful, I mean, of course, vile and reprehensible — way it picks up the gauntlet thrown down by that violently misogynist film and slaps that gauntlet right at the viewer. In 3D!
Can we expect to have Alex Pettyfer forced on us on a regular basis now? Who decides guys like him are to be transformed into movie stars? Ack.
With the Oscars about to hit, on Sunday, the 2010 lovefest will be over. But those stings, of the movies you loved that no one else seemed to appreciate, will remain… like with me and my love of Never Let Me Go…
Remember when burgers came with a jingle, and we could all sing for our Big Macs? Those were the days.