the oh-no! DVD of the week: ‘Judge Judy: Second to None’

According to one reviewer on Amazon, the cases include: * PATTERSON VS. JIMERSON – A 16-year-old girl (Patterson) sues a prom date that didn’t show up (Jimerson) for the cost of doing her hair and buying a prom outfit * BROWN VS. PRITCHETT – A twentysomething man (Brown) sues a 13-year-old girl (Pritchett), for whom … more…

the oh-no! DVD of the week: ‘Bratz: Girlz Really Rock’

Oh no! The Bratz star in their first movie musical Bratz: Girls Really Rock featuring eight new dance along, sing-along songs! Lights! Camera! Action! Yasmin, Cloe, Jade and Sasha are off for the summer of their lives as they take the stage at Camp Starshine, an elite performing arts camp where acting, dancing and fashion … more…

the oh-no! DVD of the week: ‘Global Warming: A Scientific and Biblical Exposé of Climate Change’

Never fear! Melting icecaps, more violent storms, and mass disruption to human culture is all part of God’s plan. AnswersInGenesis.org explains (edited for hilariousness, and emphasis mine): This bold new documentary is an exciting and important tool for all who face the rampant misinformation propagated by ecological alarmists. Global Warming addresses subjects that most others … more…

the oh-no! DVD of the week: ‘Puppy Plays the Classics’

WTF? Introduce your child to classical music from a puppy’s point of view! Meet Ollie, the irresistibly cute pup who always sniffs out adventure. In the first of the series, PUPPY PLAYS THE CLASSICS, Ollie and his puppy friends take viewers on a fantastic journey inspired by classical music, all while learning valuable life lessons. … more…

trailer break: ‘CJ7’

Take a break from work: watch a movie trailer… (Click here to see the Quicktime trailer.) It’s one of those boy-and-his-alien movies, Asian style. Cute. CJ7 is like E.T. meets Stitch, and the Three Stooges are looking after him, except all three of them are embodied in Stephen Chow. (The little boy is darn adorable … more…