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frequently asinine questions: “Will you do my film studies homework for me?”

Mon, Mar 01, 2010
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I’ve heard from numerous other film critics that they get the same requests, but it never ceases to astonish me when I get an email like the following, which arrived recently: Hello Mary Ann! We are a group of students for [redacted university outside the U.S.]. We are American Studies majors doing a thesis on … more…

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frequently asked questions: “Why can’t I write 1,200 words on every movie I see?”

Sat, Dec 20, 2008
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A few people have complained over the past day or so that my reviews are too short lately. By that they mean that some of my reviews are too short for their liking, and by that they mean that they wish I had written a thesis on a film they wanted me to write a … more…

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frequently asked questions: “Do you make a living from this site?”

Mon, Sep 01, 2008
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Variations on this question include: • “How do you make a living?” • “Why do your bosses let you get away with the shit you pull?” • “How can you afford to live in New York? You must have a rich husband.” • “Why can’t your staff handle [insert whatever strange request the emailer needs … more…

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frequently asked questions: “What’s with the misspelling of ‘philosopher’?”

Mon, Sep 01, 2008
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It’s just for fun. I’m a bit mystified as to why this would bother or confound people so much, but over the course of the 11 years since this site debuted, I’ve gotten an inordinate number of questions regarding this. (The latest, which prompted this post, came in the comments to my post explaining the … more…

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frequently asked questions: “Do you review everything you see?”

Wed, Jun 04, 2008
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Another from the email mentioned here: Do you review everything you see? No. As is easy to confirm via my yearly ranking of the movies I see — the in-progress 2008 list is here. Movies without links are ones I’ve seen but haven’t reviewed (though I still might, of course). Links to earlier annual listings … more…

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frequently asked questions: “How do you decide what to see and what to review?”

Wed, Jun 04, 2008
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How do I decide what to see and what to review?

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frequently asinine questions: “Can I reprint your reviews for free?”

Mon, Mar 10, 2008
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Time for a new feature, one that dares to answer publicly all the questions I get all the time in email and that I answer again and again in private. Plus, they make my blood boil, and why shouldn’t you all share my pain? Here’s one that landed in my in-box this morning. The wording … more…

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