Crank: High Voltage (review)
Take a look back at everything I wrote about the first *Crank,* and how wrong and evil and amoral and filthy and sordid that flick was, and double it. No, quintuple it. Also: quintuple how much I laughed.
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Fast & Furious (review)
Damn if there ain’t enough street racing in this here street racing movie.
12 Rounds (review)
This ain’t the real *12 Rounds.* Not the actual movie. It’s more like a storyboard. Or an animatic. That’s it. Just to give you an idea of what the real movie’s gonna look like. Man, you’re gonna love it, I swear.
Super Capers (review)
This brutally stupid superhero sendup consistently mistakes wholesale theft for creative cleverness.
Race to Witch Mountain (review)
Don’t bother with the film at all if you’re not a fan of The Rock…
‘Torchwood’ blogging: “Adrift”
Tons of spoilers! Don’t read unless you’ve seen the episode!
Watchmen (review)
Probably the best three-hour version of the story that could be made…
Watchmen: The Complete Motion Comic (review)
The concept sounded potentially intriguing to me, but, well, it turns out to be quite bizarre.
‘Torchwood’ blogging: “From Out of the Rain”
Tons of spoilers! Don’t read unless you’ve seen the episode!
The International (review)
Corruption! High finance! Political murder! Clive Owen!
