The Croods (review)
Was this secretly produced by the Institute for Creation Research?
Was this secretly produced by the Institute for Creation Research?

I laughed so damn hard at these human Looney Tunes…

Contents itself with the mildest of tweaks at both the zombie and the romantic-comedy genres… (new on DVD/VOD in the US and Canada)

A movie to make you hate romance, and romantic comedies, and people.
“Paperman” might be the most romantic movie of the year…

It is so cute what this flick thinks is “dangerous” and “offensive”!
This is like the evil Mirror Universe version of Ted.
A taste of what you’re in for: Completely random “humorous” ethnic stereotyping. Crotch injury as comedic. The questioning of the masculinity of a man who is kind and gentle. Children’s toilet habits held up for ridicule.
What’s charming and fun here gets a little overwhelmed by too much grossout stuff.
When are “lovable” movie losers even more (allegedly) lovable? When they’re all foreign and arthousey, of course!