Legend of the Guardians: The Owls of Ga’Hoole (review)
I come to you with all honest sincerity and humility to say that I cannot, for the life of me, tell you what the hell this damn movie is about.
I come to you with all honest sincerity and humility to say that I cannot, for the life of me, tell you what the hell this damn movie is about.
At the behest of several readers who appear to believe they know my taste better than I know it, and also in an attempt to figure out just what the hell M. Night Shyamalan was thinking with his The Last Airbender, I watched the entire first season of Nickelodeon’s pseudo-anime series Avatar: The Last Airbender.
Shyamalan wanted to leave us shaking our heads and marveling at a terribleness that was not merely terrible, but a terribleness that leaves you astonished at just how very, very terrible it is.
Made of spoilers. Don’t read until you’ve seen the episode.
I saw *Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time*? Why can’t I remember anything about it?
How can it be that my geeky little heart has been ripped from my chest and my geeky little soul crushed underfoot like so much spilled popcorn on the floor of the multiplex? That wasn’t supposed to happen. Russell Crowe and Ridley Scott’s *Robin Hood* was supposed to be *awesome.*
Those whom the gods wish to punish, they force to watch this movie.
Lots of spoilers! assumes you’ve seen the episode!
Lots of spoilers! assumes you’ve seen the episode!
Lots of spoilers! assumes you’ve seen the episode!