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Beauty and the Beast 3D (review)

Wed, May 09, 2012
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As with every other 3D conversion of older classic films, it’s the chance to see a wonderful movie once more up on the big screen that’s the real reason to revisit it.

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African Cats (review)

Tue, May 08, 2012
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A gorgeously photographed, astonishingly intimate look at two big-cat families in the Maasai Mara game preserve in Kenya…

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The Pirates! In an Adventure with Scientists!/Band of Misfits (review)

Mon, Apr 16, 2012
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Implies that science! and scientists! could be fun! and adventurous! Oh noes, the kiddies! Brainwashed into thinking science is awesome! Who shall protect them from such horrors?

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A Cat in Paris (review)

Fri, Apr 06, 2012
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Why does this children’s book of a film morph, after a delightful, beautifully observed, feline-biographical opening, into a gangster crime story?

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Mirror Mirror (review)

Fri, Mar 30, 2012
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It’s astonishing how little crazy one needs to bring to a movie at the moment to make it leap out as fresh and distinctive.

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Arrietty (aka The Secret World of Arrietty) (review)

Sat, Feb 18, 2012
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While perfectly pleasant and an entirely suitable option for anyone looking to take small children to the movies, it is a disappointingly minor entry in the annals of Studio Ghibli…

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Star Wars Episode I The Phantom Menace 3D green light

Star Wars: Episode I – The Phantom Menace 3D movie review: escape to the past

Mon, Feb 13, 2012
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It’s still a not very good movie. But… it’s still Star Wars.

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Journey 2: The Mysterious Island (review)

Mon, Feb 06, 2012
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Crams three times the hoo-hah of the first film into a 3D CGI theme-park ride, yet reduces itself to one-third the fun…

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We Bought a Zoo (review)

Thu, Jan 05, 2012
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This week on We Bought a Zoo: It’s hilarious chaos all around for the Mee family as mopey teen Dylan accidentally leaves a delivery crate of snakes open…

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Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chipwrecked (review)

Thu, Dec 15, 2011
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Hey, wouldn’t it be neat if Alvin asked Dave, “Am I a pet?” and then, not getting an honest answer, led a chipmunk uprising?

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