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Beauty and the Beast (2017) movie review: ever just the same, never a surprise

Tue, Mar 14, 2017
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Like a theme-park mounting of the 1991 cartoon, or the blandified pop version of an enchanting signature character tune. A watered-down pastiche of itself.

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Kong: Skull Island movie review: ape-ocalypse now

Mon, Mar 06, 2017
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Boiled down to its bonkers essence, Skull Island is a Vietnam war movie with monsters, a retro analog vibe, and a dash of both Moby-Dick and The X-Files.

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A Cure for Wellness movie review: it ails me

Fri, Feb 24, 2017
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Ominous signs and psychological detours get tossed out and tossed away on the path to ridiculous gothic nonsense that takes itself far too seriously.

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Oscar Nominated Animated Shorts (89th Academy Awards) review

Mon, Feb 20, 2017
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My pick: “Pearl,” blending new VR tech with old-fashioned characters and emotions, demonstrating storytelling possibilities that are beginning to open up.

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The Great Wall movie review: not to be torn down

Fri, Feb 17, 2017
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Plain pure fun. At its best, it’s Lord of the Rings meets Aliens, with incredible imaginative grandeur and genuinely breathtaking 3D depth.

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XX movie review: women filmmakers bring a feminine bent to horror

Fri, Feb 17, 2017
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My anger that women filmmakers doing a horror anthology is seen as a novelty almost overshadows my disappointment that these short films aren’t very scary.

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Prevenge movie review: baby bump off

Mon, Feb 13, 2017
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Fresh feminist horror of a very welcome taboo-smashing kind. Nasty, hilarious, outraged and outrageous, and as poignant as it is blackly funny.

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The Lego Batman Movie review: give a minifig

Tue, Feb 07, 2017
19 comments

A great Batman movie, a great superhero movie, and a gloriously bonkers expression of the sublime silliness of crime fighters in capes, and our love of them.

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Monster Trucks movie review: what a car-tastrophe

Wed, Jan 04, 2017
24 comments

What if “monster trucks” actually meant — wait for it — that there were monsters in the trucks? From an idea by a four-year-old (really), and it shows.

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A Monster Calls movie review: the monster is within us all

Tue, Jan 03, 2017
11 comments

A fairy tale of the Grimm sort: no happy ending, no heroes or villains, just hard truths about life and human nature. Important, beautiful, heartbreaking.

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