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Men in Black: International movie review: it is its own neuralyzer

Men in Black: International movie review: it is its own neuralyzer

Sat Jun 15 2019, 11:27am | 0 comments

Pokémon: Detective Pikachu movie review: destined to be Legendary

Pokémon: Detective Pikachu movie review: destined to be Legendary

Tue May 07 2019, 03:51pm | 0 comments

Out of Blue movie review: murder most muted

Out of Blue movie review: murder most muted

Fri Mar 22 2019, 09:19pm | 0 comments

Captain Marvel movie review: superpowered female SJW invites manbaby nerds to suck it

Captain Marvel movie review: superpowered female SJW invites manbaby nerds to suck it

Sun Mar 10 2019, 03:05pm | 0 comments

Everybody Knows (Todos lo saben) movie review: weak wedding whodunnit

Everybody Knows (Todos lo saben) movie review: weak wedding whodunnit

Mon Mar 04 2019, 09:27pm | 0 comments

Serenity movie review: gonna need a bigger nope

Serenity movie review: gonna need a bigger nope

Thu Feb 28 2019, 01:41pm | 0 comments

Burning (Beoning) movie review: same old Mr Nice Guy

Burning (Beoning) movie review: same old Mr Nice Guy

Thu Jan 31 2019, 02:48pm | 0 comments

Lost Child (aka Tatterdemalion) movie review: little devil? or little boy?

Lost Child (aka Tatterdemalion) movie review: little devil? or little boy?

Fri Sep 14 2018, 02:51pm | 0 comments

A Simple Favour movie review: suburban mom stumbles into mystery!

A Simple Favour movie review: suburban mom stumbles into mystery!

Mon Sep 10 2018, 11:05pm | 23 comments

Searching movie review: real virtuality

Searching movie review: real virtuality

Wed Aug 29 2018, 03:26pm | 20 comments

The Happytime Murders movie review: schlock puppets

The Happytime Murders movie review: schlock puppets

Tue Aug 28 2018, 10:21pm | 26 comments

Anon movie review: brings a whole new meaning to ‘private eye’

Anon movie review: brings a whole new meaning to ‘private eye’

Fri May 11 2018, 09:59pm | 0 comments

Beast movie review: a monstrous love

Beast movie review: a monstrous love

Wed Apr 25 2018, 06:00pm | 2 comments

Red Sparrow movie review: undercovers agent

Red Sparrow movie review: undercovers agent

Thu Mar 01 2018, 10:41pm | 34 comments

The Commuter movie review: on the wrong track

The Commuter movie review: on the wrong track

Mon Jan 15 2018, 04:23pm | 10 comments

Murder on the Orient Express movie review: strangers on a train

Murder on the Orient Express movie review: strangers on a train

Mon Nov 06 2017, 07:33pm | 5 comments

#LFF2017: Blade of the Immortal, Gemini, Makala

#LFF2017: Blade of the Immortal, Gemini, Makala

Thu Oct 26 2017, 09:04pm | 0 comments

Unlocked movie review: the spy who broke the female mold

Unlocked movie review: the spy who broke the female mold

Fri May 05 2017, 06:24pm | 0 comments

Mindhorn movie review: fame and fatuity

Mindhorn movie review: fame and fatuity

Fri May 05 2017, 04:25pm | 8 comments

The Handmaiden movie review: the women pushing back against misogyny, thwarted by their own film

The Handmaiden movie review: the women pushing back against misogyny, thwarted by their own film

Fri Apr 14 2017, 05:49pm | 81 comments

City of Tiny Lights movie review: mushy modern noir

City of Tiny Lights movie review: mushy modern noir

Thu Apr 06 2017, 05:06pm | 3 comments

Ghost in the Shell movie review: more like ghost in the meh-chine

Ghost in the Shell movie review: more like ghost in the meh-chine

Wed Mar 29 2017, 12:59pm | 107 comments

CHiPs movie review: they promised chip would happen, and it did

CHiPs movie review: they promised chip would happen, and it did

Mon Mar 27 2017, 10:22pm | 17 comments

Personal Shopper movie review: shadows of sorrow

Personal Shopper movie review: shadows of sorrow

Fri Mar 17 2017, 04:37pm | 0 comments

A Cure for Wellness movie review: it ails me

A Cure for Wellness movie review: it ails me

Fri Feb 24 2017, 03:39pm | 6 comments

Zero Days documentary review: the code war has begun

Zero Days documentary review: the code war has begun

Thu Jan 12 2017, 12:58pm | 5 comments

Jack Reacher: Never Go Back movie review: don’t go back for the sequel

Jack Reacher: Never Go Back movie review: don’t go back for the sequel

Wed Oct 19 2016, 04:45pm | 30 comments

The Girl on the Train movie review: in praise of flawed women

The Girl on the Train movie review: in praise of flawed women

Thu Oct 06 2016, 11:48pm | 11 comments

A Conspiracy of Faith (Flaskepost fra P) movie review: is God dead? or is he the killer?

A Conspiracy of Faith (Flaskepost fra P) movie review: is God dead? or is he the killer?

Wed Jun 15 2016, 01:53pm | 0 comments

The Nice Guys movie review: not-so-nice comic noir

The Nice Guys movie review: not-so-nice comic noir

Fri Jun 03 2016, 02:51pm | 2 comments

The American Side movie review: Tesla tease

The American Side movie review: Tesla tease

Tue May 03 2016, 01:36pm | 2 comments

The Keeper of Lost Causes (Kvinden i buret) and The Absent One (Fasandraeberne) movies review: good clean nasty Nordic noir

The Keeper of Lost Causes (Kvinden i buret) and The Absent One (Fasandraeberne) movies review: good clean nasty Nordic noir

Fri Apr 15 2016, 03:48pm | 2 comments

Zootropolis (aka Zootopia) movie review: creature feature

Zootropolis (aka Zootopia) movie review: creature feature

Thu Mar 24 2016, 03:14pm | 25 comments

Risen movie review: when habeas corpus gets weird

Risen movie review: when habeas corpus gets weird

Fri Mar 18 2016, 04:02pm | 19 comments

Regression movie review: no thanks for the memories

Regression movie review: no thanks for the memories

Tue Feb 02 2016, 04:52pm | 3 comments

The Hateful Eight movie review: all hat, no cattle

The Hateful Eight movie review: all hat, no cattle

Mon Jan 11 2016, 03:55pm | 30 comments

Mr. Holmes movie review: the case of the missing myth

Mr. Holmes movie review: the case of the missing myth

Wed Jul 22 2015, 08:40pm | 7 comments

In the Name of My Daughter movie review: suspenseless Riviera

In the Name of My Daughter movie review: suspenseless Riviera

Wed Jun 03 2015, 02:50pm | 0 comments

The Loft movie review: cheaters code

The Loft movie review: cheaters code

Wed May 27 2015, 12:52pm | 6 comments

Every Secret Thing movie review: skeletons in the heart

Every Secret Thing movie review: skeletons in the heart

Sun May 17 2015, 04:35pm | 1 comment

The Town That Dreaded Sundown movie review: self-slashing

The Town That Dreaded Sundown movie review: self-slashing

Wed Apr 15 2015, 09:08pm | 4 comments

Mortdecai movie review: stinking mishap

Mortdecai movie review: stinking mishap

Thu Jan 22 2015, 03:46pm | 7 comments

Finding Vivian Maier documentary review: secret art comes into the light

Finding Vivian Maier documentary review: secret art comes into the light

Fri Jul 18 2014, 03:54pm | 3 comments

Sabotage movie review: DEAd end gang

Sabotage movie review: DEAd end gang

Wed May 07 2014, 12:45pm | 2 comments

Veronica Mars review: fan service included

Veronica Mars review: fan service included

Tue Mar 25 2014, 08:16pm | 64 comments

Oranges and Sunshine (review)

Mon Apr 11 2011, 04:49pm | 1 comment

Watchmen (review)

Thu Mar 05 2009, 05:26pm | 49 comments

The Beiderbecke Affair (review)

Sat Feb 07 2009, 07:55pm | 1 comment

Sally Lockhart Mysteries: The Shadow in the North (review)

Sat Nov 29 2008, 04:36pm | 0 comments

‘Pushing Daisies’ blogging: “Oh Oh Oh… It’s Magic” (and yes, it’s cancelled)

Thu Nov 20 2008, 09:23pm | 8 comments

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