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‘Karate! Kung fu! Whatever!’ says Mom. Exactly! Who cares what the Asian ass-kicking is called. Not important! The important thing is that the cute little American kid will teach the Chinese ignoramuses a thing or two about their own culture. Stupid foreigners!
What’s next: a Family Circus movie? Where o where is the hero who will save us?
Made of spoilers. Don’t read until you’ve seen the episode.
Made of spoilers. Don’t read until you’ve seen the episode unless you don’t care to have it spoiled for you.
Kutcher is barely plausible in those TV ads for digital cameras, sneaking up on people to take their pictures. A spy and hired killer? Don’t make me laugh.
What if there were realms in which *woman* was not meant to meddle? It’s not as progressive as it sounds. But you knew that already.
Russell Brand is still the best thing here, but at least he gets to be onscreen a helluva lot more than he was in *Sarah Marshall.* Alas that onscreen just as often is Jonah Hill…
Made of spoilers. Don’t read until you’ve seen the episode.
Made of spoilers. Don’t read until you’ve seen the episode unless you don’t care to have it spoiled for you.
I saw *Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time*? Why can’t I remember anything about it?
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