Gamer (review)
It’s visually incomprehensible, emotionally empty, thematically nihilistic, almost entirely plotless… and it thinks those are virtues.
It’s visually incomprehensible, emotionally empty, thematically nihilistic, almost entirely plotless… and it thinks those are virtues.
Tons of spoilers! Don’t read unless you’ve seen ALL five episodes of *Children of Earth*!
Tons of spoilers! Don’t read unless you’ve seen ALL five episodes of *Children of Earth*!
They didn’t ruin the movie, I promise. But some will disagree with me.

Even as half my brain was ticking off all those little nods with a geek’s appreciation for fellow geekitude, the other half of my brain was so floored with surprise that this could all still feel so fresh, so original, so like nothing I’d ever seen before.
Tons of spoilers! Don’t read unless you’ve seen the episode!

Ah, Mr. Fanboy. I’ve been expecting you. What, you thought sneaking into my fortress in the dead of night was your idea? Fanboy, you disappoint me with your lack of guile and imagination…
If there was a very small child whom I wanted to introduce to the magic of movies, I could do a lot worse than this harmless but rather cute action fantasy…
So, this Ashley Tisdale person is famous for something, is she?
Tons of spoilers! Don’t read unless you’ve seen the episode!