Killing Them Softly (trailer)
Enjoy some badass Brad Pitt set to some badass Johnny Cash.
Enjoy some badass Brad Pitt set to some badass Johnny Cash.
Oh, goodie. Another movie about a man having a mid-life crisis, and the woman young enough to be his daughter he has it with.
I look forward to the sequel debating the existence or nonexistence of Valhalla, and just how many enemies one must slaughter in battle in order to be granted admission and hence party with Odin for all eternity.
“I almost got killed today because you kidnapped the wrong dog.” I cannot wait to see this.
No. There is too much crazy in this film to be contained in a single trailer. They tried, but this doesn’t even begin to scratch at the surface.
Wait, where are the vampires?
This is how girls get to live in movies: they have to be dying.
Because you were wondering what would happen if Hollywood crossed The Sitter with Project X…
This is a joke, right? No one could possibly take this seriously, could they? I kept expecting Will Ferrell to pop up.
Yes, that’s Doctor Who’s Arthur Darvill as Mephistopheles in Doctor Faustus. I saw that production last year: you will want to see it, too.