movie haiku

It’s Monday, which means the weekend box office numbers are out, and getting spun by the studios… Smash hit? What if those One million folks this weekend In fact hated it?

In honor of Gone Baby Gone, which I really like, and so does everyone else: Who’da thunk Affleck Could escape Damon’s orbit To kick movie ass?

Screening rooms: movie Theater minus all the Hassle… and the snacks

Life of the critic Sit in a cafe, kill time Between film screenings

Eleven fifty Cost of a flick in New York No refunds given

How come 90 mins Can feel like three point five hours While epics breeze by?

In honor of truly indie filmmakers like Brian Flemming (whom I mentioned recently here): Digital dreaming Write a screenplay, buy a cam Discs sell cheap online

Rotten tomatoes Lobbed across the Net’s ether Thumbs are so Twen Cen

Reporter’s notebook Critics scribble in the dark Notes that can’t be read

Star wars on weekends Who will be the biggest draw? Monday’s numbers loom