movie haiku

October the first Movies start getting heavy “Gimme an Oscar!”

Since you didn’t get a haiku yesterday, here’s another today… FBI warning Can’t skip it, can’t fast-forward You can rip it, though

Region-free player Cheap! Then I drop hundreds to Amazon UK

Card slips in kiosk Pick a movie, pick a time Too late! It’s sold out

Film flaps round the reel White screen of interruption Projectionist naps

After the film ends Where do the characters go? Cinema heaven?

When the movies went Technicolor, was the world Suddenly brighter?

In dishonor of idiocies like Good Luck Chuck: Cinematic math The more boobs onscreen, the more Boobs among the crowd

In honor of really bad postapocalypse flicks like Resident Evil: Extinction: End of the world as we know it, and I feel like it’s ready to end

Two red envelopes I dropped them in the mailbox Netflix: Send some more