movie haiku

Yer basic foreign film: Act I: Man is sad. Act II: Man, woman are sad. Act III: Sad as one.

The Golden Globe ceremony has been cancelled — are the Oscars next? In a year without Awards shows, won’t Jesus be Sad sans all the thanks?

Every time the lights Go down, it’s a fresh new chance For film to enthrall

Funny how what was Satire twenty years ago Looks like news today

Guess the movie: Rain, rain, go away Weather nerds rejoice. Fishing Heroes go under

If they stopped making Films today I’d still never Catch up with them all

Every SF flick Makes me hope the aliens Will get here real soon

Irony! High-tech nostalgia Multimillion-dollar flicks Recall simpler times

I hate letting the holidays go. Name that movie: Best flick for New Year’s? Ball player throws a tale of Suicidal woe

Welcome to the first movie dumping ground of the year: Here’s January Leftover awards bait vies With tons of new junk