movie haiku

At least it feels like this: The weekend before Christmas, and all through the ’plex Dozens of new flicks

If recycling is Good for Mother Nature, will Sequels save the Earth?

I haven’t seen this movie before? It seems that I’ve always known it.

Biggest. December opening. Evah: Splendid disaster: Will Smith plus Judgment Day yields Boffo box office (I’m one quarter of the way through a year of haikus! I wasn’t sure I’d even get this far. Go me!)

Cuz it seems like I’m never gonna get through the pile of awards screeners from the studios I absolutely must, must see before I finalize my top 10 list… Only critics feel That two hundred fifty flicks Per year ain’t enough

Oh the weather outside is frightful… Too cold and snowy To venture out to the ’plex. To the Netflix pile!

Yer basic heist movie: Act I: Steal the cash Act II: Fight over the cash Act III: To the beach!

The WGA strike seems endless… When the words run out And the scripts dry up, is it Back to silent film?

Part of series incorporating movie titles: Home viewing guidelines: Lights out, curled up, and gotta Pump up the volume

Because I keep conflating the titles of The Bucket List and Charlie Wilson’s War into Charlie Bucket’s War… which could be a pretty cool movie: ‘Charlie Bucket’s War’: Corp’rate candy takeover? Willy’s heir fights back!