movie haiku

At the Target checkout today: 10 buck DVDs? For sale at the discount store I paid 30 bucks

Why must movies end? Why can’t they go on and on So we could live there?

Most wonderful time Hoards of quality movies Vie for critics’ eyes

Sitting in the dark Mesmerized by the big screen Two hours slip away

Guess the character: Master of the curse Enemy of mobs of mutts Still a boy at heart

’Twas the month before Christmas, and all through the land Oscar hopefuls stir

Up all night with flicks You’re truly, madly, deeply In love with movies

I don’t wanna do anything today… A day out of time Post holiday, pre weekend Veg out with movies

Special for Thanksgiving Day… All hail Joel, the bots They chewed up films and spit out Delicious turkey

Holiday weekend Starts midweek, all the better To cram in more movies