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Pixels movie review: blue screen of death (please)

Mon, Aug 10, 2015
9 comments

Adam Sandler imagines himself as the savior of the planet. And then it gets even more puffed up with arrogance and all manner of masturbatory fantasy.

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Harbinger Down movie rating: red light

Fri, Aug 07, 2015
1 comment

This “homage” to 80s sci-fi/horror is a cheerless amalgam of The Thing and Alien populated by improbable characters behaving in unlikely ways.

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52 Tuesdays movie rating: green light

Fri, Aug 07, 2015
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Compassionate Australian drama about a teenaged girl’s sexual awakening that is complicated by her mother’s transgender transition to manhood.

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Max movie review: all dogs go to war

Fri, Aug 07, 2015
9 comments

Jingoistic propaganda and heart-tugging cornball melodrama about a dog with PTSD. It’s how we are Enduring Freedom. God bless America.

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The Diary of a Teenage Girl movie review: crossing no-woman’s-land to adulthood

Fri, Aug 07, 2015
17 comments

It shouldn’t be radical to see a movie treat a girl with this level of appreciation and understanding of her most intimate inner self. Yet it is.

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Fantastic Four movie review: fantastic bore

Thu, Aug 06, 2015
86 comments

There isn’t an authentic human motivation or emotion to be found here. The bar has been raised too high on comic-book movies for us to accept junk like this.

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War Book movie review: the fate of humanity

Wed, Aug 05, 2015
3 comments

Riveting, terrifying, and unafraid to confront its own quiet horror. One of the most important movies ever about nuclear weapons and modern governance.

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Danny Collins movie review: the tragedy of the filthy rich rock star

Mon, Aug 03, 2015
24 comments

Listen as the world’s tiniest violin plays on the soundtrack of this utterly obvious and clichéd three-quarter-life crisis dramedy.

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The Gift movie review: give it back unopened

Mon, Aug 03, 2015
194 comments

Descends into emotional idiocy and insufficient intrigue to end in a disgusting place that presumes that a woman is an appropriate pawn in games men play.

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A Lego Brickumentary documentary review: brick by brick

Fri, Jul 31, 2015
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It does sort of feel like one of those rah-rah corporate promo videos they make you watch on the day you start a new job, but there are some surprises here.

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