Hellboy II: The Golden Army (review)
Don’t forget to buy the Hellboy Happy Meal on your way home.
Don’t forget to buy the Hellboy Happy Meal on your way home.
There’s satire, and then there’s *Anglo Saxon Attitudes,* which makes satire look like ice cream cake and balloons.
I thought: *Brilliant! Why hasn’t anyone thought of this before?* A reluctant superhero? Fantastic! Who asks for his superpowers, anyway?

Wall-E is practically religion. It’s spiritual in the secular sense, asking us to contemplate the great things we are capable of, and how we so frequently fail to even try to live up to that potential.
If little girls are perfectly capable of enjoying the adventures of Harry Potter, little boys should be capable to enjoying the adventures of Kit Kittredge…
The ultimate geek’s dream of a movie? It could be ‘Wanted.’ I’m feelin’ it, and it feels pretty good.
I don’t care what anyone says, ‘Wide Sargasso Sea’ is ‘Jane Eyre’ fan fiction.
It’s kinda weird, but I find I have very little to say about ‘Get Smart’…
It’s not enough, these days, if you want to make a stupid, crass, juvenile movie, to merely be stupid, crass, and juvenile: Everyone’s doing that, and a filmmaker makes to distinguish himself, right? So here we have the next step — actually several giant next steps — in taking movies to levels so new and so base that they stand apart…
A romance between mother and child… and a strikingly unusual one.