reviews

There isn’t “getting.” You don’t “get” *Aqua Teen Hunger Force.* You either accept its insanity, or it makes your head explode. It’s, you know, a *faith* thing. There’s nothing aqua about it, it’s questionable whether any of the characters are teens, and the idea of a “hunger force” comes into it only if you’re willing to consider consuming the fast-food heroes.

Two deliberately cheesy movies offered with a wink and a nudge and a whopping dollop of love and nostalgia.

Forget a plague of boils — how about a plague of boredom followed by a plague of oh-my-god-is-it-really-this-bad-for-women-in-Hollywood?

A perfectly excruciating mix of stupidity and sentimentality…

Pearce’s usual intense dedication to being in the moment aside, there’s not a lot of there there.

If you thought 2005’s *Are We There Yet?* was unendurable, you ain’t seen nothing yet.

It’s funny only if you think there is something amusing about men who are anything other than the Hummer-driving, date-raping, ‘hot-blooded’ caricature of a manly man.

Joseph Gordon-Levitt is poised to blow away thinking moviegoers with his hugely appealing combination of Keanu Reeves’ quirky good looks, Tobey Maguire’s engaging mopiness, and a Johnny Depp-esque hunger for offbeat, demanding roles.