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Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets movie review: story of a thousand clichés

Thu, Aug 03, 2017
45 comments

There is barely an original thought in this wackadoodle sci-fi panto, just a lot of tiresome passé attitudes skidding among bug-eyed-monster set dressing.

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Landline movie review: love in the time before smartphones

Fri, Jul 28, 2017
4 comments

A charming delight in a retro timeslip. Gillian Robespierre and Jenny Slate continue their rampage of creating wonderfully, memorably flawed women onscreen.

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The Big Sick movie review: girlfriend in a coma, the rom-com

Fri, Jul 28, 2017
12 comments

A rom-com for people who hate rom-coms. A painfully funny movie, full of enrapturing emotion that captures the glorious contradictions of all kinds of love.

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Hounds of Love movie review: serial-killer porn

Thu, Jul 27, 2017
1 comment

Lurid, pointless thriller teases us with a teenaged girl’s sexual and mortal peril, creating awful suspense around her abuse. Her terror is your titillation.

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Birthright: A War Story documentary review: how America hates women

Fri, Jul 21, 2017
4 comments

An enraging, essential documentary rundown of all the ways that women’s rights, agency, and bodily autonomy are under attack in the US. It’s not just about abortion.

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Captain Underpants: The First Epic Movie review: a brief look at the long and the shorts of it

Fri, Jul 21, 2017
2 comments

Sweet, subversive, and absolutely hilarious, at once a snarky superhero sendup and an unironically joyful celebration of friendship and imagination.

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Scribe (La mécanique de l’ombre) movie review: all tapped out

Fri, Jul 21, 2017
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This would-be faux-70s paranoid thriller piles on too-obvious intrigue and embarrassing clichés, and lacks suspense, thrills, and a protagonist to care about.

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Dunkirk movie review: the power of purpose

Wed, Jul 19, 2017
17 comments

Primal and exhilarating, full of dread and tension. Drops us right into the chaos of war to tell an intimate story about fear and intensity of purpose.

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City of Ghosts documentary review: how to tell a story that some don’t want told

Wed, Jul 19, 2017
9 comments

A devastating portrait of Syrian citizen journalists, of the sacrifices they make to tell of ISIS occupation, and a cautionary tale for Western culture, too.

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Wish Upon movie review: be careful what movies you see about wishes you should be careful about

Fri, Jul 14, 2017
3 comments

Simple, yet stupid. A magic box grants a teen wishes… that don’t come free. Apparently they’re not making eighth graders read “The Monkey’s Paw” anymore.

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