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2013 theatrical releases

Saving Mr. Banks review: behold the unclassic curmudgeon

Fri, Dec 20, 2013
16 comments

A smart, snappy, soulful look at how Mary Poppins got Disneyfied, and the redemptive power of story for both teller and listener.

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Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues review: how news got broken

Tue, Dec 17, 2013
6 comments

Far from perfect, but its humor is nearly Monty Python-esque, much more deliciously absurd and creatively bizarre than its predecessor.

| 6 Comments

Walking with Dinosaurs: The 3D Movie review: where is an extinction-level event when you need one?

Mon, Dec 16, 2013
52 comments

Sub-vaudeville 1950s sitcom humor and a horrifically dated message about boys as heroes and girls as the heroes’ property. You know, for kids!

| 52 Comments

American Hustle review: the humor, it burns

Fri, Dec 13, 2013
7 comments

Bursting with insanely engaging characters who are impossibly real and impossibly ridiculous whose stories you don’t ever want to end.

| 7 Comments

The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug review: are we there yet?

Fri, Dec 13, 2013
38 comments

Smaug is a magnificent cinematic creation… but there’s no good reason it takes so damn long to get to him.

| 38 Comments

Homefront review: ridiculous yet predictable yet kinda fun

Mon, Dec 02, 2013
2 comments

Jason Statham teams up with another badass little girl… which makes him almost warm and charming as he kicks the crap out of villains.

| 2 Comments

Mandela: Long Walk to Freedom review

Wed, Nov 27, 2013
3 comments

Bit of a shame that a man who looms so large in the hearts and minds of so many has been packed neatly away into a film that is handsome, respectable, and just a tad stodgy.

| 3 Comments

Dom Hemingway review

Tue, Nov 26, 2013
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Jude Law is wonderfully deranged and utterly plausible as a rage-filled moron, but the movie leaves him adrift amongst unrealized satire…

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Carrie review: women who hate women

Tue, Nov 26, 2013
5 comments

I’m struck by the perversity of a story four decades old about religious misogyny and basic feminism and the perniciousness of bullying that still feels fresh and relevant…

| 5 Comments

Parkland review (London Film Festival)

Thu, Nov 21, 2013
5 comments

This poignant and painful ensemble drama about the lesser-known figures caught up in the JFK assassination reminds us that history happens to regular people, too.

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