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2017 theatrical releases

The Last Shaman documentary review: pharma madness

Thu, May 11, 2017
14 comments

Tragic hipster indulges in the tribal Amazonian divine. Credulous, sophomoric garbage full of the slick salesmanship of a vaguely spiritual sneaker commercial.

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Alien: Covenant movie review: game over, man

Tue, May 09, 2017
176 comments

A rote disappointment. There is nothing shocking or even mildly unexpected here. But there is an ironic weakening of the power of the xenomorphs to terrify.

| 176 Comments

Unlocked movie review: the spy who broke the female mold

Fri, May 05, 2017
1 comment

There’s stuff in this spy thriller that’s fresh, and lots that’s familiar, but Noomi Rapace using her brains and brawn to fight bad guys is a genuine thrill.

| 1 Comment

Mindhorn movie review: fame and fatuity

Fri, May 05, 2017
8 comments

A wonderfully silly sendup of fandom and nostalgia… and an absolutely hilarious smackdown of actorly pomposity and delusions of celebrity grandeur.

| 8 Comments

Lowriders movie review: slow and furious

Thu, May 04, 2017
9 comments

This melodrama about men unable to express themselves emotionally except through heavy machinery isn’t only clichéd: it doubles down on the clichés.

| 9 Comments

Colossal movie review: becoming the monster

Wed, May 03, 2017
7 comments

Wonderfully strange and weird and funny and dark and bitter. A deliciously geek-flavored metaphor for how damaged people heedlessly spread around their damage.

| 7 Comments

Below Her Mouth movie review: not that there’s anything wrong with that

Fri, Apr 28, 2017
3 comments

Lesbian and not-quite-sure-if-she’s-a-lesbian have a weekend fling. Sometimes unintentionally hilarious, this is little more than soft-core porn.

| 3 Comments

Lady Macbeth movie review: the serpent under the innocent flower

Fri, Apr 28, 2017
12 comments

An astonishing tale of privilege and power: stark, searing, and brutal, almost a Victorian companion to Get Out. Florence Pugh is a force of nature.

| 12 Comments

Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 movie review: 2 same 2 spurious

Thu, Apr 27, 2017
154 comments

Thinks it’s edgy and transgressive, the punk little brother of all those other stodgy comic-book movies, but it isn’t. It’s just slightly more candy-colored.

| 154 Comments

Queen of the Desert movie review: Gertrude Bell gets forgotten again

Wed, Apr 26, 2017
13 comments

This may be Werner Herzog’s most conventional film, but its mostly untold true story knows what it means for a woman to choose a life of adventure and intellect.

| 13 Comments
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