reviews by year

It sounds like praising with faint damns to say that Edward Norton and Tim Roth are so much more interesting to watch onscreen than their cartoon alter egos are. I mean, duh, right?

It’s kinda like ‘The Forbidden Kingdom’ meets a reverse ‘Rataouille’…

I felt like some sort of alien anthropologist watching this movie, as if I were being presented with the strangest and most inexplicable creatures imaginable, and was being asked, out of all reason, to understand them.

Just what the world needs: a 1970s throwback horror movie combining the kind of outrageous elements of that decade’s scary stories with all the real-life fake nightmares of the 2000s.

I sat through two hours of ‘Crystal Skull’ and when it was over, my jaw was aching, because I hadn’t stopped grinning like a little kid the whole time. I love this movie. I love it.

Maybe all you need to know about ‘The Fall’ is that it’s ‘presented by’ David Fincher and Spike Jonze…

Oh, what a sweet, sad, sexy movie!

It’s pretty much all about the cute boys with swords for me…