An Inconvenient Truth documentary review: Category 5 storm warning
Forget everything you knew about the old, stiff, wonky Al Gore. The man is on fire. Oh, and so is our planet.
reviews by year
The Proposition (review)
The first zombie Western. Oh, and it’s Australian. So: the first Australian zombie Western.
See No Evil (review)
It’s the unholy spawn of Saw, which was in turn only the semisacred spawn of Se7en. This is what the endless rounds of imitation and outright theft do to a supposedly creative industry: result in blurry, smudged third-generation photocopies that can’t even distinguish themselves through attempts at pornographic excess. A gang of thoroughly unlikable idiots … more…
Over the Hedge (review)
Best. Bruce Willis performance. Ever. Swear to god. Or Bruno.
The Da Vinci Code (review)
It’s ‘Comparative Mythology for Dummies’ done up Hollywood style, except there’s no smooching.
I Am a Sex Addict (review)
I kinda don’t wanna burst Zahedi’s bubble, because at least he’s being open and exploratory and honest about how infatuated with himself he is, which is more than can be said for most men, but still: Bwahahah, get over yourself, dude.
Poseidon (review)
Who knew there was so much on a cruise ship that could explode so spectacularly? Plus: ohmigod, Josh Lucas!
Water (review)
Canadian-Indian filmmaker Deepa Mehta has the temerity to suggest that women are people too.
Mission: Impossible III (review)
Look, I realize that it can be hard to distinguish from dry snark, but I swear to god I am being 100 percent totally and sincerely sincere when I implore you to feel Tom’s pain. Maybe.
Hoot (review)
Cute baby animals in danger! What’s not to love? Unfortunately, quite a bit.
