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Take a look back at an old trailer… England! It looks remarkably like Southern California! But never mind: Look, it’s Errol Flynn! With a little moustache! As the mightiest adventurer ever! *swoon* Makes me think of that Jimmy Buffett song: That’s why I wish I had a pencil-thin mustache the Boston Blackie kind, or a … more…
Take a break from work: watch a trailer… Destroy books, kill in the name of a deity, and ignore the wisdom and advice of intelligent people based on what their genitalia looks like. It’s amazing we’ve managed to survive as long as we have. What would Hypatia of Alexandria think of us today? Perhaps needless … more…
Take a break from work: watch a trailer… Remember, if you don’t see this movie opening week, it’s the same thing as saying, “Fuck the coral reefs.” But hey, what have the coral reefs ever done for you, anyway? Unlike last year’s disappointing Earth, this DisneyNature film is not adapted from the BBC series Planet … more…
Take a break from work: watch a trailer… Warning: even this trailer is not for the squeamish. I’m still debating with myself whether I want to subject myself to this. These images are bad enough — I’m not sure I want the rest of it in my head. EW’s PopWatch asks, “Is this the most … more…
Take a break from work: watch a trailer… I’m pretty sure I had never seen Jeffrey Dean Morgan in anything before Watchmen, but now I want him to be in everything. And Zoe Saldana is clearly on her way to being in everything — Avatar, Star Trek, the new Death at a Funeral — and … more…
Take a break from work: watch a trailer… I guess we’re supposed to feel sorry for this new Freddy Krueger? Interesting… Compare to the trailer for the original film: that one looks much scarier than this new one does. A Nightmare on Elm Street opens in the U.S. and Canada on April 30, and in … more…
Take a look back at an old trailer… “Fantasy terror.” That’s an interesting way to phrase it. These days, we just call these “horror” stories, and we tend to forget the fantasical elements that remove them from the realm of reality in which a movie like, say, The Silence of the Lambs exists. Or maybe … more…
Take a break from work: watch a trailer… It’s hard to believe that it’s been nine years since the first film. Maybe they were waiting till the technology advanced enough so that we could get realistic CGI dogs barfing in 3D. Or perhaps this film has been sitting on a shelf since 2002. That might … more…
Take a break from work: watch a trailer… It’s an ogreful life, I guess, when Shrek discovers what the world would be like without him. Oh, yeah, and it’s in 3D. Can we hold them to that “the final chapter” promise? Shrek Forever After opens in the U.S. and Canada on May 21, and in … more…
Take a break from work: watch a trailer… Looks like it’s gonna be 3D trailers all week long… I love this idea: Throw Legacy onto the end of any old movie when you remake/reboot it for that touch of class and elegance. Electric Boogaloo Legacy. Red Dawn Legacy. Teen Witch Legacy. Try it: it works … more…
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