White Christmas (retro trailer)
It’s in VistaVision and Technicolor, but they don’t want to spoil the surprise of how awesome it is so they cover up all the pretty pictures with giant text…
trailers
Prometheus (trailer)
Ridley Scott’s new Alien prequel. That alone is reason to rejoice…
In the Land of Blood and Honey (trailer)
So, Ethnic Cleansing: A Love Story, then?
The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey (teaser trailer)
So apparently there’s some movie coming out about a fusty little homebody midget who goes on an adventure with a bunch of other midgets. Anyone heard anything about this?
Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close (trailer)
Hey! I bet the key Tom Hanks left the kid goes into the automaton that Jude Law left Hugo!
National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation (retro trailer)
The general level of just barely contained family animosity and bad will is what makes this a classic…
Men in Black III (trailer)
Please, universe and whatever else there is, let this not suck.
The Darkest Hour (trailer)
They’re here for our energy! Because they didn’t notice that giant flaming ball of nuclear fusion nearby, I guess.
G.I. Joe: Retaliation (trailer)
Another Michael Bay(TM) Hasbro(TM) movie for 2012…
Battleship (trailer)
I can see now that this is going to be a movie the terribleness of which I shall be obsessed with.
