“Honey, it’s time you know that soon you’ll be a woman… and a stalker called Stayfree will be with you for the next 40 years of your life.”
Oh, this is just sad…
Yes, even when it’s 90 in the shade. Hussy.
Mommy, why is the clown singing at me?!
Horrors! Cavity Creeps are attacking Toothopolis!
In the days before 20-ounce Cokes loaded with high-fructose corn syrup, this was probably actually true…
If only Freud had lived to see the answer we discovered to his great question: What do women want? KFC.
Captain Action is a fraud — a fraud, I say!
If you find yourself humming the cheery ditty “VD Is for Everybody,” don’t blame me. Blame VD: everybody’s catching it!
So wrong… and yet so hilarious.