retro ad: 1980s Stayfree pads commercial
“Honey, it’s time you know that soon you’ll be a woman… and a stalker called Stayfree will be with you for the next 40 years of your life.”
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retro ad: 1980s Qyx typewriter commercial
Oh, this is just sad…
retro ad: 1950s Chemstrand commerical shames ladies with bare legs
Yes, even when it’s 90 in the shade. Hussy.
retro ad: late 1950s/early 1960s Keds sneakers commercial
Mommy, why is the clown singing at me?!
retro ad: 1980s Crest toothpaste commercial
Horrors! Cavity Creeps are attacking Toothopolis!
retro ad: 1960s Coke commercial: Coke keeps you thin!
In the days before 20-ounce Cokes loaded with high-fructose corn syrup, this was probably actually true…
retro ad: late 60s/early 70s Kentucky Fried Chicken commercial
If only Freud had lived to see the answer we discovered to his great question: What do women want? KFC.
retro ad: 1960s Captain Action commercial
Captain Action is a fraud — a fraud, I say!
retro ad: 1970s PSA about venereal disease
If you find yourself humming the cheery ditty “VD Is for Everybody,” don’t blame me. Blame VD: everybody’s catching it!
retro ad: 1940s Camel cigarette ad — endorsed by doctors!
So wrong… and yet so hilarious.
