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Orphan: First Kill movie review: not-so-little girl lost

Wed, Aug 17, 2022
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The rare sequel better than the original, but that’s not saying much. Takes too long to get to its surprises, its adult star is unconvincing as a child, and its minimal cleverness feels like a cheat.

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Orphan movie review: John + Kate plus hate

Fri, Jul 24, 2009
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Oh, how I wish this was a knowing parody, not an unwitting one. All the overbaked tropes of the genre are deployed: the “scary” music, the “menacing” camera angles, the telegraphing every boo.

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