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It movie review: a series of unfortunate events

Fri, Sep 08, 2017
248 comments

The Goonies, Stand by Me, and Poltergeist went into a blender with a pinch of E.T. and John Hughes to smush into a mess of retro 80s mush.

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Annabelle: Creation movie review: common domestic demon doll

Tue, Aug 08, 2017
29 comments

All familiar funhouse spooks telegraphed a mile out, with no spiritual or psychological weight, but with some very young girls terrorized for your entertainment.

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Insidious: Chapter 3 and We Are Still Here movie(s) review: gray horror

Tue, Jun 09, 2015
1 comment

An unlikely duo of films in which folks way beyond their teens fight hauntings injects a bit of the unexpected into a genre now tediously predictable.

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Annabelle movie review: everything that is wrong with movies today

Sat, Oct 04, 2014
28 comments

A yawningly empty movie, the epitome of brainless, heartless, soulless, shameless cash-grab corporate filmmaking.

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