
all I want for Christmas: curated cinema holiday countdown #4
An Advent calendar of holiday movies to fulfill heartfelt desires.

An Advent calendar of holiday movies to fulfill heartfelt desires.

Unfunny action comedy can’t even pull off sloppy Yuletide kitsch. The anti-chemistry among its likable stars is “bested” only by the ugly CGI. Have some light festive violence — you know, for kids!

Or, That Time That Santa Went to Prison and Dad Broke Parole to Spring Him. You know, for kids! A new classic in the annals of Yuletide movie misfires.

Sub-vaudeville 1950s sitcom humor and a horrifically dated message about boys as heroes and girls as the heroes’ property. You know, for kids!
I gotta go with Bryony, the kickass elf Wrapping Operative Grade Three, in Arthur Christmas…
I always enjoy seeing how movie titles translated into other languages, so of course I snapped some photos of movie posters when I was in France last month…
I’m guessing we’re meant to take on Arthur’s generous giving spirit as we shop, and not his clumsy, trashing-the-place-iness.

Is there sweet? Absolutely. But it is cut with funny: sometimes wicked, sometimes manic, often hysterical, always clever funny. And a whole lotta poignant, too.
I saw Arthur Christmas last weekend and really liked it but that might be because Justin Bieber had yet to warble all over it.
I might not have to hate this Christmas movie.