watch it: “Obama Drastically Scales Back Goals For America After Visiting Denny’s”
Why does The Onion hate America?
Why does The Onion hate America?
I was out all day yesterday, from early in the morning till waaay late, and ended up going 24 hours without being online at all. I can’t remember the last time that happened. Anyway, Obama’s weekly address is just about the one post I cannot schedule in advance, because the video is not available till … more…
But… but… but… Judge Sotomayor is ethnic! And a woman! She might not be properly deferential to the needs of white men in the same way that white men have always been properly deferential to the needs of everyone else for the last thousand years!
Comprehensive health reform will never happen until the profit motive is removed from health care. And that will never happen as long as the lobbyists of the insurance and pharmaceutical companies have more power than ordinary citizens. So I’m not expecting much from Obama here, never mind Congress.
It’s easy to see why: But still… It’s one thing when everyone’s fallen so madly in love with Zachary Quinto’s Spock in the new Star Trek flick that Entertainment Weekly writers are blogging about their sexual fantasies about the actor and/or the character. (I will never, ever feel guilty again for swooning over an actor … more…
I don’t think I’ve ever heard a president say the phrases “ripped off” and “credit cards” in the same sentence. Let’s hope he’s able to follow up on this.
Translation: It ain’t Captain Tripps yet, so don’t panic.
They’re at it again: ABC, CBS, Fox, and NBC are complaining because President Obama has asked for some primetime access to discuss with the American public his first 100 days in office. As the New York Post explains: [P]rogrammers are starting to act peeved at Obama’s primetime interruptions — one a month since January — … more…
Fiscal discipline, bitches! I like the bit about whatever loose change we can find in the couch, we get to keep!