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Pirates of the Caribbean: Salazar’s Revenge (aka Dead Men Tell No Tales) movie review: yo ho no

Tue, May 23, 2017
44 comments

The franchise finally overstays its welcome with this cacophony of CGI spectacle, a contrived and confusing plot, and a newly cruel and stupid Jack Sparrow.

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Gods of Egypt movie review: those whom the gods wish to punish, they force to watch this movie

Sat, May 28, 2016
12 comments

Hilariously, casting white Westerners as mortals and deities of the ancient Nile is the least offensive thing about this crime against goofball cinema.

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Son of a Gun movie review: wholesale cinematic heist

Thu, Jan 29, 2015
21 comments

Misogynistic, predictable, crammed with tonal shifts, and devoid of likable characters. Another young filmmaker has taken all the wrong cues from Hollywood.

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The Giver movie review: give it back

Thu, Sep 18, 2014
21 comments

A very simplistic Dystopia for Dummies — with a bit of Terrence Malick for Dummies — and inoffensive enough until it devolves into all kinds of stupid.

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Oculus movie review: broken glass

Fri, Jun 13, 2014
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The eerie atmosphere of psychological upset is intriguing and unusual, but it’s not actually all that scary.

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