Intruders (trailer)
Great. Another haunted house flick. Oh, but Clive Owen is gettin’ terrorized? Awrighty, then. I’ll be there.
Great. Another haunted house flick. Oh, but Clive Owen is gettin’ terrorized? Awrighty, then. I’ll be there.
grunt grunt grunt *glower* [insert mockney swearing] bash crash punch kick [insert closeup of unshaven stubble]
I can’t tell who is supposed to be the good guy here, and who is supposed to be the bad guy.
Terrence Malick with James Franco? Woody Allen with Clive Owen? Quentin Tarantino with Kate Winslet? And what kind of project would your dream team do?
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