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Aquaman movie review: deep blah sea

Mon, Dec 17, 2018
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When it’s not tediously predictable in its clichés, its complete lack of narrative or thematic daring, and its colorless meathead hero, it’s a mess of incoherent action and noisy psychedelic chaos.

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I’m doing National Novel Writing Month! (updated)

Fri, Dec 01, 2017
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My book is tentatively entitled The Righteous Guild Conspiracy, and it’s a Dan Brown–style mystery adventure set on a human-inhabited planet that is not Earth.

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Inferno movie review: let’s run through the museum!

Mon, Oct 17, 2016
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Completely absurd, ultimately pointless, but also gloriously goofy: a Nancy Drew mystery with Scooby-Doo overtones and a thin veneer of bookishness.

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The Beatles: Eight Days a Week – The Touring Years documentary review: yeah yeah yeah

Thu, Sep 15, 2016
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There’s not a lot new here, but the vintage footage is fab, as is the much-needed reminder that the supposedly innocent past was hardly innocent at all.

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Zoolander 2 movie review: fashionably foolish

Fri, Feb 12, 2016
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A tad dated and scattershot, but the messy package is inventively absurd… and unlike many Hollywood comedies, able to carry that absurdity to a silly end.

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‘Doctor Who’ blogging: “The Time of Angels”

Tue, Apr 27, 2010
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All spoilers. Don’t read until you’ve seen the episode.

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May 15: DVD alternatives to this weekend’s multiplex offerings

Thu, May 14, 2009
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We all know how it is. You’d like to get out to see a new movie this weekend, but you neglected to study the conspiracy theories about the Vatican and secret medieval European societies and so you don’t know how to buy a ticket to that Tom Hanks movie. But you can have something close … more…

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Angels & Demons (review)

Thu, May 14, 2009
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This is a ridiculously entertaining night at the movies.

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