Dinner for Schmucks (review)

It’s not so much *Dinner for Schmucks* as it is *Waiting for Dinner for Schmucks.* You know, like *Waiting for Godot,* only in reverse. Because the schmucks start showing up right as the damn movie starts, and they never go away.

female gazing at: Paul Rudd

Funny thing about Paul Rudd: I’ve hated almost every movie he’s been in, but I always love him even in really shitty movies. In fact, one of the things that pisses me off most about Dinner for Schmucks (review coming tomorrow) is that it misuses his innate niceness: he simply is constitutionally incapable of being … more…

trailer break: ‘Dinner for Schmucks’

Take a break from work: watch a trailer… Why, Bruce Greenwood, why?! And Ron Livingston? Why? Oh, wait, now I get it: The schmucks are the kiss-ass employees who actually go along with this assholery. The big boss is in fact looking for someone to stand up to him, to not be a schmuck. Or … more…